Taichi's Phone

[masturbatestoyou]

Hey there, this is Taichi, leave a message.

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phone call; late afternoon on march 3

[dereban]

Yo, Taichi.

[masturbatestoyou]

Hm, Inaba...? What's up?

[dereban]

I was wondering... about those last few posts that came up recently. Do you think they're true?

[masturbatestoyou]

About the rogue NPC? I dunno. I can't see why they'd start a fuss if it wasn't happening though.

[dereban]

It's not as if we have any sort proof that the NPC exists. Though seeing the cherry blossom trees do show that they think that this is a really important deal.

[masturbatestoyou]

Exactly. If it wasn't important, they wouldn't go to all this. I'm not sure turning them over is the right decision even if they are here though.

[dereban]

I don't know, either. Some people get greedy when it comes to things like that. You have to think about the situation rationally first before doing something rash or else you might regret it.

[masturbatestoyou]

Exactly, I mean if the NPC has evolved to fit in with us, who's to say how different it is from the rest of us at this point?

[dereban]

Well, the definition of a human being is someone who has good or bad qualities in them, though I think that definition is a bit outdated. The person has to have emotions and a soul as well to be considered as a person and not as some sort of object or artificial intelligence.

[masturbatestoyou]

That's true, but if it's self developing, would it be possible for such a thing to develop emotions? And a soul isn't the easiest thing to pin a solid definition on.

[dereban]

I wouldn't say it's impossible. They've shown that sort of thing in movies a lot that it's become a trope.

[masturbatestoyou]

Exactly, we need to know more about this NPC before we can make any judgement calls.

[dereban]

Well, I suppose the first thing to do is to find out who this NPC is and then go from there.

text; afternoon of 4/25 i'm so sorry

[dereban]

taichi

this is an important question. who do you think is the cutest girl in the afterlife??? (doesn't have to be me, of course)

[ The fact that she's not typing as properly as she normally does means that she's half trolling.

Probably. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

The cutest? Uh, that's a tough question.

[dereban]

Top ten, then?

[masturbatestoyou]

Excluding the NPCs, there's not that much more than ten girls here anyway.

[dereban]

Okay, fine. Top five. If you don't say anything, I'm going to find you and end you.

[ Do you really want to get wrecked?

DO YOU? ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Why is it so important anyway?

[dereban]

Well, I was curious. Oh, and I thought I would try to make you jealous.

[masturbatestoyou]

... Jealous how?

[dereban]

Well, I was planning on dating a guy, but then someone said that it's possible to also date a girl, so I thought that it would make you twice as jealous or something like that.

[masturbatestoyou]

You're kidding, right?

[dereban]

Nope.

[masturbatestoyou]

How do you even plan to get a girl to go out with you?