Taichi's Phone

[masturbatestoyou]

Hey there, this is Taichi, leave a message.

Comments

[dereban]

Maybe. At least I'm not trying to blackmail you so you can date me, Taichi.

[masturbatestoyou]

I'm sorry I don't feel the same way you do right now, Inaba?

[dereban]

Why the hell are you apologizing for?

[masturbatestoyou]

I thought it was obviously right there in the same sentence?

[dereban]

Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to apologize so many times about it! I already promised myself that I'm going to win you over, no matter what.

[masturbatestoyou]

Right...

[dereban]

Well, you should at least try to get over Iori already.

[masturbatestoyou]

I am getting over her! It's not an instant thing!

[dereban]

I know. I'm just selfish for wanting you so much, I suppose. Just as long as you don't do anything stupid, I'm sure everything will probably be fine.

[ That "probably" doesn't sound very confident to her, but thankfully this is text, so he can't see her acting so nervous under pressure. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Stupid like what?

[dereban]

Sacrificing yourself for others, that's what. I'll hate it if something happened to you...

[masturbatestoyou]

I'll be careful?

[dereban]

You better promise me that, Taichi.

[masturbatestoyou]

I promise I'll be careful, Inaba.

[dereban]

Now I'm not sure if I should have asked you to swear on something or not, because now I'm worried that you'll contradict yourself and not be careful when it comes to certain things...

[masturbatestoyou]

What kind of things do you mean?

[dereban]

Saving people, for instance.

[masturbatestoyou]

You say that like it's a bad thing! And I'll be careful even if I do that!

[dereban]

You do know that it's possible that you died because of that, right? So I can't trust your words based on that alone.

[masturbatestoyou]

Well, even if I did, it's not like I can die again?

[dereban]

But it still hurts, stupid. I don't want to see you getting hurt.

[masturbatestoyou]

Neither do I, but still...

[dereban]

Stop being in denial, you gross masochist.

[masturbatestoyou]

Eh?

[dereban]

Your "but still" implies that you wouldn't mind getting hurt for others. It's not that difficult to figure out. After all, I already can see right through you inside and out.