Taichi's Phone

[masturbatestoyou]

Hey there, this is Taichi, leave a message.

Comments

[masturbatestoyou]

You say that like it's a bad thing! And I'll be careful even if I do that!

[dereban]

You do know that it's possible that you died because of that, right? So I can't trust your words based on that alone.

[masturbatestoyou]

Well, even if I did, it's not like I can die again?

[dereban]

But it still hurts, stupid. I don't want to see you getting hurt.

[masturbatestoyou]

Neither do I, but still...

[dereban]

Stop being in denial, you gross masochist.

[masturbatestoyou]

Eh?

[dereban]

Your "but still" implies that you wouldn't mind getting hurt for others. It's not that difficult to figure out. After all, I already can see right through you inside and out.

[masturbatestoyou]

So I should let others get hurt in my place then?

[dereban]

I'm not saying that. What I'm trying to say is that you and whoever the hell you're helping shouldn't get hurt.

... No, that's wrong. It's not that neither of you shouldn't get hurt, since everyone eventually gets hurt eventually, but you shouldn't just push yourself to get hurt, you idiot! Don't you know that there's going to be people who are going to worry about you if you do that...?!

[masturbatestoyou]

I'm not gonna get hurt on purpose or anything!

[dereban]

Even if it wasn't on purpose, I'd still worry.

[masturbatestoyou]

I'll do my best to make sure it doesn't happen then?

[dereban]

Okay... I'll trust you.

[masturbatestoyou]

Thanks Inaba. :)

[dereban]

Okay, now I'm even more worried. I'm not sure if that smile is lecherous or not, Taichi... (　ﾟдﾟ)

[masturbatestoyou]

Why would it be lecherous!?

[dereban]

Well, you usually don't smile. (￣ω￣)

[masturbatestoyou]

Doesn't mean I can't smile sometimes.

[dereban]

No, I'm pretty sure most of your smiles have some sort of weird intent to them in one way or another. （￣ー￣)

[ She's trolling. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

... Remind me why we're actually friends again.

[dereban]

Because I'm actually a nice person who cares about you a lot. ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

And I just think you make interesting reactions when I mess around with you.

[masturbatestoyou]

Are my reactions THAT amusing?

[dereban]

Well, yeah. But I don't hate that side of you. It's kind of endearing.

[masturbatestoyou]

Uh, thanks...?