Taichi's Phone

[masturbatestoyou]

Hey there, this is Taichi, leave a message.

Comments

[dereban]

Top ten, then?

[masturbatestoyou]

Excluding the NPCs, there's not that much more than ten girls here anyway.

[dereban]

Okay, fine. Top five. If you don't say anything, I'm going to find you and end you.

[ Do you really want to get wrecked?

DO YOU? ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Why is it so important anyway?

[dereban]

Well, I was curious. Oh, and I thought I would try to make you jealous.

[masturbatestoyou]

... Jealous how?

[dereban]

Well, I was planning on dating a guy, but then someone said that it's possible to also date a girl, so I thought that it would make you twice as jealous or something like that.

[masturbatestoyou]

You're kidding, right?

[dereban]

Nope.

[masturbatestoyou]

How do you even plan to get a girl to go out with you?

[dereban]

Hehehe... I have my ways. Of course, I'd rather not have to resort to that sort of thing.

[masturbatestoyou]

Blackmail, right?

[dereban]

Maybe. At least I'm not trying to blackmail you so you can date me, Taichi.

[masturbatestoyou]

I'm sorry I don't feel the same way you do right now, Inaba?

[dereban]

Why the hell are you apologizing for?

[masturbatestoyou]

I thought it was obviously right there in the same sentence?

[dereban]

Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to apologize so many times about it! I already promised myself that I'm going to win you over, no matter what.

[masturbatestoyou]

Right...

[dereban]

Well, you should at least try to get over Iori already.

[masturbatestoyou]

I am getting over her! It's not an instant thing!

[dereban]

I know. I'm just selfish for wanting you so much, I suppose. Just as long as you don't do anything stupid, I'm sure everything will probably be fine.

[ That "probably" doesn't sound very confident to her, but thankfully this is text, so he can't see her acting so nervous under pressure. ]

[masturbatestoyou]

Stupid like what?

[dereban]

Sacrificing yourself for others, that's what. I'll hate it if something happened to you...

[masturbatestoyou]

I'll be careful?

[dereban]

You better promise me that, Taichi.